Showing posts from May, 2017

Welcome to Kindergarten

WARNING -  This is satire! Discretion is advised.
[Kindergarten classroom - First day of school]
[Ontario, Canada]

TEACHER Well, hello kids! Welcome to your first day of Kindergarten!

I'm sure you're all very excited, but some of you might be feeling a little scared right now. That's totally understandable, because doing anything for the first time can be scary. Don't worry, though, you can rest assured that you are under constant supervision, In fact, everywhere you go in this school is under security surveillance, which means you are like little movie stars and someone is watching you all the time. Isn't being a superstar fun?

Raise your hand if you have any rules at home. Well, just like at home we also have rules, but some of them might be new.

For starters, you are never allowed to call someone a mean name. This means that you are not allowed to say anything about how someone looks, acts, or what they wear. You are never allowed to tease or discr…

Obscure Arcanum - Chapter Fourteen

A DIARY (also called a journal) is a record (originally in handwritten format) with discrete entries arranged by date reporting on what has happened over the course of a day or other period. A personal diary may include a person's experiences, and/or thoughts or feelings, including comment on current events outside the writer's direct experience. Someone who keeps a diary is known as a diarist.

Have you ever wanted to read someone's diary? Here's your chance...Is this your first time here? It's always best to start at the beginning.

Between the Bars of a Jail Cell”(2012) Fire Bombed” (2014) T-Boned” (2014)
“Turn the Page” (2014) ChapterOne ChapterTwo ChapterThree ChapterFour ChapterFive ChapterSix ChapterSeven ChapterEight
Obscure Arcanum” (2015+) ChapterOne ChapterTwo ChapterThree ChapterFour ChapterFive ChapterSix ChapterSeven
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
The written word is a powerful tool.

I started writing at a very early age. …